Instead of looting Amazon for the latest exercise tapes and fantasizing about spending your tax refund on lipo, feng shui your closet and you and your clothes will look better instantly.
We have all both been on the receiving end of department store dressing room “fat†mirrors. Why, oh, why do you silly retail establishments not procure mirrors which make your patrons look slimmer in your overpriced garments?
For years I suffered needlessly by getting dressed in front of a fat mirror. Then, when the fat mirror BROKE – no, REALLY – I invested $12.99 at Targét for the greatest little funhouse slim mirror ever made. And it works! I will wear miniskirts with boots simply because I look great in the mirror; God knows what’s really going on, but at least I believe that I look awesome.
Now, you will have to do some serious shopping for your thin mirror. They hide, but they’re out there. Step in front of a series of candidates and you will immediately notice one stands out from all the rest – and perhaps hear a choir of angels tuning up in the distance. Buy it, use it, do yourself a favor. Every morning you will feel 7%-9% better about how you look…which translates into 7%–9% more confidence and THAT shows.
Next item. There are to be no more “thin†pants that you snake yourself into in constricting fashion. None! None! A man would be emasculated permanently in some of the jeans we doll ourselves up in. And guess what? Buying one size larger actually makes you look thinner. Fabric that sliiiiides over the critical areas rather than bulges flatters. Just clip the size tag if you have issues, Ingrid.
