2 – 6 bottles Merlot
1 late night, say about 3 a.m.
Dash of Self Pity
Insert CD into CD player and listen repetitively. Slowly ingest the contents of two to six bottles of Merlot, mixing with music and late night lonely hour. Cry piteously into wine, and stir with worries ahead of time re: hangover. Stumble to bed. Excellent for leftovers as Merlot bottles, sticky overturned wine glass, remnant alcohol and self pity will be right where you left them and easily reconstituted.
Serves: You right for picking him