Recipe for a Bad Date
2 agendas
1 brightly lit, warmish environment perhaps guarded by Cerberus?
0 sexual tension
1-5 bottles Merlot
Directions:
Apply alcohol liberally and soak overnight. Do not consume leftovers.
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