Recipe for a Bad Date

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 – May 21, 2007Posted in: Recipes

2 agendas

1 brightly lit, warmish environment perhaps guarded by Cerberus?

0 sexual tension

1-5 bottles Merlot

Directions:

Apply alcohol liberally and soak overnight. Do not consume leftovers.

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