Recipe for a Bad Date

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Published: May 21, 2007Posted in: RecipesTags:

2  agendas

1  brightly lit, warmish environment perhaps guarded by Cerberus?

0  sexual tension

1-5 bottles Merlot 

Directions:

Apply alcohol liberally and soak overnight.  Do not consume leftovers.

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