Recipe for Bar Hookup

1 bar full of low-discernment barflies, fully crocked

2-16 shots to quell hibitions

1 quasi-attractive performer, drunk on Miller Light

1 evening, gettin’ on past midnight

1 of those aforementioned low-discernment barflies

Directions:

Actually, I don’t think they really need our help.

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