1 broken romance
1 endless maw of a blog
1 US economic slowdown
Combine exaggerated PMS symptoms with relentless thinking about last few days’ caloric ingestion. Simmer heartbreak with fears about making enough money freelancing to survive, then blend with the demands of revealing a certain level of feelings in your lunatic web diary with the correctness of keeping things private – and not letting anyone peer inside TOO closely.
Beat self stiffly for stupid idea of keeping asinine diary in first place. Serve while frothing.
Serves: All 4 personalities