1 seriously bad attitude
1 pair of jeans that really fit and make you look good
3 shots Cuervo, no salt, lime yes
1 unwitting victim who makes the mistake of looking down your shirt
Shake bad attitude gently to aerate, then pour slowly into jeans until packed tight. Saunter through local establishment, approach bar.
Â Consume Cuervo shots quickly in order to maximize freshness then let steep. Not too long, mind you, or ingredients will lose their consistency. Sift and separate male approaches until mix begins to congeal.
Pre-heat oven to EVIL. Insert victim. Bake til soft.