Recipe for Relationship Breakup

2 squirming people who really do not want to have this conversation

1 reference to “energy”

1 “oh, no, it’s me

5-6 halting pauses

1 guilt attack

Fold ingredients together, reserving guilt in separate container, till mixture congeals and forms soggy, malleable mess.

Serving Tip: contents edible only briefly before spoiling.

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