Recipe for Relationship Breakup

2  squirming people who really do not want to have this conversation

1  reference to “energy”

1  “oh, no, it’s me“

5-6  halting pauses

1  guilt attack 

Fold ingredients together, reserving guilt in separate container, till mixture congeals and forms soggy, malleable mess. 

Serving Tip: contents edible only briefly before spoiling.