Recipe for the Ultimate Hissy Fit

1 grievance – real or imagined

1 previous bad event, shortly prior 

1 excellent outfit with appropriate shoes and bag 

Simmer earlier resentment from unrelated event with new ingredients til boiling.  Stir pot vigorously, cover, let steam form. Wait for lid to fly off.   

Serving suggestion:  Make sure the outfit’s good – presentation counts.