Fun Party Games for Your Next Dinner
You’re having another dinner party and want some surefire entertainment. Try these party games that require no board pieces or pesky setup. Inane? Yes. That’s the whole point. Game 1. What’s Your Inner Stripper Name? Add the name of your childhood dog to the name of the street you grew up on. Examples: “Dixie Fifth.” [...]
Break Up Stress and Mood Disorder Easy Recipe
1 favorite CD “he” gave you 2 – 6 bottles Merlot 1 late night, say about 3 a.m. Dash of Self Pity Insert CD into CD player and listen repetitively. Slowly ingest the contents of two to six bottles of Merlot, mixing with music and late night lonely hour. Cry piteously into wine, and stir [...]
Recipe for End of Blogger Romance
1 midmonth PMS bout17 horrified remembrances of eating chocolate, chips, or cheeseburgers 1 broken romance 1 endless maw of a blog 1 US economic slowdown Combine exaggerated PMS symptoms with relentless thinking about last few days’ caloric ingestion. Simmer heartbreak with fears about making enough money freelancing to survive, then blend with the demands of [...]
Recipe for Raining Down Vengeance
1 seriously bad attitude 1 pair of jeans that really fit and make you look good 3 shots Cuervo, no salt, lime yes 1 unwitting victim who makes the mistake of looking down your shirt Shake bad attitude gently to aerate, then pour slowly into jeans until packed tight. Saunter through local establishment, approach bar. [...]
Recipe for Smarminess
1 child actor 1 Oscar nomination, or movie script featuring terminal illness 1 studied attempt at naturalness Directions: Just mix with audience – and enjoy. Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Recipe for the Ultimate Hissy Fit
1 grievance – real or imagined 1 previous bad event, shortly prior 1 excellent outfit with appropriate shoes and bag Simmer earlier resentment from unrelated event with new ingredients til boiling. Stir pot vigorously, cover, let steam form. Wait for lid to fly off. Serving suggestion: Make sure the outfit’s good – presentation counts. Did [...]
Perfect Bar BS Detector
Bar B-S Detector Recipe 1 pre-existing Significant Other 1 complete lack of interest in sex with BS artist Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Recipe for Bar Hookup
1 bar full of low-discernment barflies, fully crocked 2-16 shots to quell hibitions 1 quasi-attractive performer, drunk on Miller Light 1 evening, gettin’ on past midnight 1 of those aforementioned low-discernment barflies Directions: Actually, I don’t think they really need our help. Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Recipe for Relationship Breakup
2 squirming people who really do not want to have this conversation 1 reference to “energy” 1 “oh, no, it’s me” 5-6 halting pauses 1 guilt attack Fold ingredients together, reserving guilt in separate container, till mixture congeals and forms soggy, malleable mess. Serving Tip: contents edible only briefly before spoiling. Did you like this? [...]
Recipe for a Bad Date
2 agendas 1 brightly lit, warmish environment perhaps guarded by Cerberus? 0 sexual tension 1-5 bottles Merlot Directions: Apply alcohol liberally and soak overnight. Do not consume leftovers. Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Recipe for Good Date
1 subjective opinion that your companion is very attractive 2 randy human beings 1 low light environment 1 obsequious waiter working his tip by fulsomely complimenting what a great couple you mate. I mean, make. 1-3 bottles Merlot Directions: You need directions? Did you like this? Share it:Tweet