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Posted on May 23, 2007 | No CommentsDid you happen to hear they’re bringing sexy back? Got the thousand yard stare of the passionless? Pitiful dried husk of your former self? You don’t have to stay anhedonic and snappily unhappy. The delightful pleasure-mad persona of one Regena Thomashauser, AKA Mama Gena,is a...
Posted on May 21, 2007 | No CommentsBar B-S Detector Recipe 1 pre-existing Significant Other 1 complete lack of interest in sex with BS artist Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Posted on May 21, 2007 | No Comments1 bar full of low-discernment barflies, fully crocked 2-16 shots to quell hibitions 1 quasi-attractive performer, drunk on Miller Light 1 evening, gettin’ on past midnight 1 of those aforementioned low-discernment barflies Directions: Actually, I don’t think they really need our help. Did you like...
Posted on May 21, 2007 | No Comments2 squirming people who really do not want to have this conversation 1 reference to “energy” 1 “oh, no, it’s me” 5-6 halting pauses 1 guilt attack Fold ingredients together, reserving guilt in separate container, till mixture congeals and forms soggy, malleable mess. Serving Tip:...
Posted on May 21, 2007 | No Comments2 agendas 1 brightly lit, warmish environment perhaps guarded by Cerberus? 0 sexual tension 1-5 bottles Merlot Directions: Apply alcohol liberally and soak overnight. Do not consume leftovers. Did you like this? Share it:Tweet
Posted on May 21, 2007 | No Comments1 subjective opinion that your companion is very attractive 2 randy human beings 1 low light environment 1 obsequious waiter working his tip by fulsomely complimenting what a great couple you mate. I mean, make. 1-3 bottles Merlot Directions: You need directions? Did you like...